The Nitty Gritty

But more than all of those I am an entertainer. I carry around a ukulele with me for the same reason a gangster carries a gun; better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. Stage or sidewalk, Your Pal Pete shows are just where they happen.
Currently, I'm working on a musical, RagnaPOP(or she's got the bomb), set to premiere at this year's Capital Fringe Festival. I'm also working on music, comedy, and musical comedy; for kids and/or adults.
The fruit of these projects will be available on this site, so check back regularly!

Thursday, March 15, 2007

I'm in the sexy finals!

They have done the final eliminations and are now doing the final polling for the "Best DC blog by the sexiest hetero male". Unfortunately my old friend Lonnie got eliminated under rather harsh circumstances, but those of us who know him well know how sexy he truly is. You can vote here.
I had a comment yesterday saying that I should show why I'm the sexiest. I'm not sure how I'm suppose to "show", I hope that doesn't mean photos of a sexy nature, that will NOT help me;but I am willing to talk about why, but first:
Why I'm NOT sexy
1. Two words: back hair. Justin might have brought sexyback, I'm bringing hairy back

2. I'm not the tidy one, you can check out the fotos on my myspace profile. This is a worst case situation, but there's no future in frontin' and it's never been a (verbalized) problem with the women that I've entertained.

Why I am sexy(in my humble opinion)
1. I'm comfortable with myself. I think basically I'm sexy the same way boxer shorts can be sexy.

2. I'm an AMAZING dancer for a heterosexual man in his mid-30s.

3. I'm a witty motherfucker, or at least I crack myself up. Funnier than my blog would suggest.

4. I LOVE WOMEN! I refer to myself as "Inconveniently heterosexual"; I would have been great to be bi in a town like DC, but men disgust me. I don't know how or why women are attracted to us, but thanks to whatever higher power for it. On the (admittedly rare) times that a woman gives me the gift of herself, I always make sure that she knows she's truly appreciated. As many times as the time will allow. That might be a good lyric!


Best DC Blogs Security Specialist said...

You are doing well my friend. I see the lobbying in the post works. Maybe you can help us losers with tips on how to get the ladies when/if you when.

jo said...

you sexy beast!