Just some random musings that I couldn't build a whole blog around. Like Andy,I'm not actually looking for answers to these.
Did you ever notice how people want your honest opinion until they actual get it?
Did you ever notice how when people parody porn music ("bomp chica wow") it's cooler and better than ACTUAL porn music?
Did you ever wish you had kind of an anti-Tivo where you can tell it which programs to ignore as you're flipping channels so you don't have to expose yourself to the two seconds of Mind of Mencia until you realize what it is and feverishly punch buttons on the remote to escape? It should also learn what programs you despise based on what you avoid and you can also enter in helpful keywords, like "Pauly Shore".
Do you think babies are naturally cute or were just naturally selected that way over the centuries to keep people from drowning them?
Did you ever think you'd live in a world where 3 of the biggest role models for teenage girls have or will go to jail?
When is a straight man going to have a reality series on Bravo?
Did you ever notice how much of the time when someone says, "it's not about the money," they still keep the cash?
When Abe Vigoda ACTUALLY dies, will anyone believe it? (For anyone that doesn't get that, check this)
Religious people have a lot more faith in God now than during biblical times, when God was a lot more chatty and miracles were as common as nickels, but they were still surrounded by doubters.
What did we, as a nation, ever see in Tom Green? Does he ever call Dane Cook to warn him what's in store?
They're coming out with a Underdog movie! I've been waiting for this since I was 7! Or I would, If I didn't stop waiting when I was 10.
Theme restaurants really need to calm down when putting up bathroom signs. I'm not a bloke, a hombre, a muchacho,a buoy, a duke, a cowboy, an Elvis or an Elroy(Atomic billiards in DC)and I'm certainly not a gentleman.
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