If you answer, "Yes" to all these questions, you may be dead.
1. Do have extreme joint stiffness?
2. Have you experienced severe uncontrolable body odor?
3. Do friends and loved ones cry in your presence?
4. Are your eyes covered by coins?
5. Have you experienced sudden blindness, deafness and/ or total loss of appetite ?
( Important, because if you have an insatible hunger of human brains, you are, in fact, a zombie)
2 comments:
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if you spend more time inside blogging than you spend outside doing something fun... then you are dead
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I love to blog
I answered "yes" to each one.
Now what do I do?
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