The Nitty Gritty

But more than all of those I am an entertainer. I carry around a ukulele with me for the same reason a gangster carries a gun; better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. Stage or sidewalk, Your Pal Pete shows are just where they happen.
Currently, I'm working on a musical, RagnaPOP(or she's got the bomb), set to premiere at this year's Capital Fringe Festival. I'm also working on music, comedy, and musical comedy; for kids and/or adults.
The fruit of these projects will be available on this site, so check back regularly!

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Are You Dead? Take my quiz.

If you answer, "Yes" to all these questions, you may be dead.

1. Do have extreme joint stiffness?

2. Have you experienced severe uncontrolable body odor?

3. Do friends and loved ones cry in your presence?

4. Are your eyes covered by coins?

5. Have you experienced sudden blindness, deafness and/ or total loss of appetite ?
( Important, because if you have an insatible hunger of human brains, you are, in fact, a zombie)


gwadzilla said...

if you spend more time inside blogging than you spend outside doing something fun... then you are dead
I love to blog

Lonnie Bruner said...

I answered "yes" to each one.

Now what do I do?