The Nitty Gritty

But more than all of those I am an entertainer. I carry around a ukulele with me for the same reason a gangster carries a gun; better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. Stage or sidewalk, Your Pal Pete shows are just where they happen.
Currently, I'm working on a musical, RagnaPOP(or she's got the bomb), set to premiere at this year's Capital Fringe Festival. I'm also working on music, comedy, and musical comedy; for kids and/or adults.
The fruit of these projects will be available on this site, so check back regularly!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Ted Nugent's Rejected Nicknames

This made me chuckle, hopefully you will too.

If you don't know who he is link of the Nuge
He's known as "The Motor City Madman", but also "The Nuge", "Uncle Ted", "Sweaty Teddy"(eeeuww), and my favorite, "Theodocious Atrocious". These are the ones that didn't quite make the grade.

1. Jesus with Firepower

2. The Musky Avenger

3. Sir Ted the Fond-of-Self

4. ol' Scratch and Sniff

5. Fuzzy Wuzzy Bunny's Bestest Buddy

6. The Velvet Loincloth
(the people that suggested those last two got arrows through the throat from Mr. Nugent, himself)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Still chuckling @ "Fuzzy Wuzzy Bunny's Bestest Buddy"