Most of these things are more guy things, but anyway...
If you arrive late at a party, you drink a lot quickly to "catch up".
You decorate your living room in stolen signs and/or porn.
You are friends with people you can't stand.
You date someone that treats you like shit because they're really hot. No dude, seriously, really hot.
You actually WANT to go to a party at a shitty house with sweaty drunken people packed in like Vienna sausages.
As a guy, You wear a dress and/or makeup and identify yourself as a "feminist" to celebrate your originality and open mindedness, when it's really to get attention from feminists who like girly men who wear dresses and make-up.
As a girl, that this approach would actually work.
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Heh... unfortunately I see my own past self in a few of these, and I only just got rid of my "Two hour parking limit in Zone 2" sign this year.
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