The Nitty Gritty

But more than all of those I am an entertainer. I carry around a ukulele with me for the same reason a gangster carries a gun; better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it. Stage or sidewalk, Your Pal Pete shows are just where they happen.
Currently, I'm working on a musical, RagnaPOP(or she's got the bomb), set to premiere at this year's Capital Fringe Festival. I'm also working on music, comedy, and musical comedy; for kids and/or adults.
The fruit of these projects will be available on this site, so check back regularly!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Things you don't want your significant other to say after you've said "I Love You" for the first time.

1. I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
2. What's your name again?
3. Great, but it's still gonna be twenty bucks.
4. Good for you!
5. I don't care, you are NOT putting THAT THERE!
6. That always sounds weird to me.
7. How Awkward!
8. I almost killed you in your sleep last night.
9. SO FUCKIN' WHAT!
10. Whew, you almost had me for a second. You're kidding, right?

Maybe people can write in with their own things.

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