I've been watching a lot of TV these days as I wait for inspiration to write. The funny thing is about inspiration is it could come out of anywhere, even places you don't want. Like commercials.

For all the bitching that the Geico Cavemen do, we've never once seen them in a cave! In fact, it looks like they live better than I do. They are merely hairy dudes.

Were the angels in the Philadelphia Cream Cheese ads roommates before they died?

If what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas does that include STDs?

I found this parody looking for a Vegas commercial on Youtube after I wrote this, hilarious!
I know it seems cool to be attacked by women like in the Axe and Tag body spray ads, but let's be real: not only is that not going to happen, but women are going to eventually identify that scent with those commercials and at that point you might as well spray yourself with vinegar and water, because you have identified yourself as a douchebag.