Ted Nugent's Rejected Nicknames

This made me chuckle, hopefully you will too.

If you don't know who he is link of the Nuge
He's known as "The Motor City Madman", but also "The Nuge", "Uncle Ted", "Sweaty Teddy"(eeeuww), and my favorite, "Theodocious Atrocious". These are the ones that didn't quite make the grade.

1. Jesus with Firepower

2. The Musky Avenger

3. Sir Ted the Fond-of-Self

4. ol' Scratch and Sniff

5. Fuzzy Wuzzy Bunny's Bestest Buddy

6. The Velvet Loincloth
(the people that suggested those last two got arrows through the throat from Mr. Nugent, himself)